Queefer #2: Brianna Hope Jacobson

It is with great pleasure that I introduce Brianna Hope Jacobson, the shortest member of Queefer Sutherland. Like Jamie, Brianna has also lived all over the place (New Jersey, Pennsylvania, California, Indiana, the list continues...) but she calls Brooklyn home. When she was six, Brianna made her acting debut in a Shop-Rite commercial that never made it to air. Her famous line, "Hey mom, what's for dessert?" won her four Tony's and one free bottle of shredded parmesan cheese that she has yet to open. These days Brianna plays and studies at the UCB Theatre, and is looking to find a job in television. (She's interned at MTV2 and VH1, so hire her already!) As a recent graduate of the writing program at Pratt Institute, Brianna's work is being published in a collection called MORTIFIED. (Buy it.) Brianna likes clementines, pretending to be good at math, and most of all YOU! The one thing Brianna would never lick is the bottom of a blind New Yorker's cane, and that, my friend, is that.